Oh gosh… they took a cartoon guy I thought was kinda cute back in the 80’s (I was young and foolish, but a nice (if somewhat confused) guy, with thick purple hair you could run your fingers through! Oh myyyyy!), barely update him when making the super-duper new doll of him, and then they have him tied down into his box with what would be, relatively speaking, great big ribbons… it’s like they KNOW me somehow! :)
Sigh… Anyone got a couple of hundred dollars they’re not needing they’d care to throw in my direction?